WORDS OF WISDOM...
 
 If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
 
 A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
 
 Experience is something you don't get until just after you need  it.
 
 For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
 
 He who hesitates is probably right.
 
 Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
 
 No one is listening until you make a mistake.
 
 Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
 
 The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.
 
 The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
 
 The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.
 
 To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is
research.
 
 To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
 
 Two wrongs are only the beginning.