Found on Bathroom Walls

The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
-Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL

Beauty is only a light switch away.
-Perkins Library.  Duke University.  Durham, North Carolina.

I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards.
-Houghton Library, Harvard University.  Cambridge, Massachusetts.

If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then
let's all get wasted  together and have the time of our lives.
-Armand's Pizza.  Washington, D.C.

Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"
-Rest stop off Route 81.  West Virginia.

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of
putting up with her crap.
-Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill.  Chapel Hill,  North
Carolina.

To do is to be.       -Descartes
To be is to do.       -Voltaire
Do be do be do.       -Frank Sinatra
-Men's restroom, Greasewood Flats.  Scottsdale,  Arizona.

At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
-Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson,  Arizona.

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
-Written in the dust on the back of a bus. Wickenburg, Arizona.

Make love, not war.  --Heck, do both, get married!
-Women's restroom, The Filling Station.  Bozeman, Montana.

If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
-Revolution Books.  New York, New York.